I know, right? I figure the "fake out/make out" is like if J2 had to do a scene where they had to pretend they were a couple. Or Sam & Dean going on a case where they have to pretend to be a couple and make out in front of people (so, you know, they don't blow their cover...) and then BANG! They realize they're hot for each other!

Loyalty kink is a mystery to me too! Some of these sound like Teen Wolf tropes, I'm guessing?